Sunday, July 13, 2008

Somebody Tell Me....


What the hell has the cow been doing that she's laughing and why is she wearing earrings?

I'm pretty sure she's the spawn of Satan. Can't you see it- with that bright red skin- the sadistic maniacal laughter- the evil look in her eyes? You just know she's enjoying the fact that I can't possibly ignore the call of her amazingly good cheeses. She probably doesn't even give milk- she probably has cow tits filled with liquid acid.

Curse you hell cow!


Hellboy is so much cooler than you that it's not even funny.



-Rach

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